cultofkimber:

starcheckered:

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

wow

This is a great example of why the appropriation of trauma triggers and their respective warnings by the SJ crowd grinds my gears so much. 

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

not-your-daughter:

tuejjlaz:

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try…

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

skylarsugarsocks:

why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

okcreepsters:

Literature Review: Bad Tinder Opening Lines

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

tmirai:

soundlyawake:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

wait…that’s…real?

Yep. A real thing. And one of their reasons was, essentially, because they don’t want employers -not- hiring women because they fear lawsuits from not paying them fair wages.

Can’t make that up.

randomweas:

Rilakkuma Dance (๑・㉨・๑) 

hey guys ! i’ll be hosting a lovely weekly giveaway for MatchWigs ! MatchWigs sells really great and high quality wigs and they just recently added hundreds of new items to their online store. you’ll have to chance to win one free 30$ voucher for a wig with this giveaway !

GUIDELINES:

  • must be following me and MatchWigs on tumblr ! 
  • one reblog per person ! likes do not count !
  • no giveaway blogs
  • giveaway is for a 30$ voucher on a wig from their site ! if you feature a banner of their store on your blog, you can push that up to 35$ ! ( how to: here )
  • international shipping !

i hope you all have fun with this ! enjoy it and good luck ! the giveaway will go from sept. 15 - sept. 21th and the winner will be chosen at 11: 59 pm that night !

Sept. 17 1:10 pm

naturalharmonics:

alliterativealec:

dynastylnoire:

justice4mikebrown:

WHOA

HOly shit that second link

Holy fucking shit.

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

captainhanni:

wetrilo:

C:

AA!!!! aahhh AHHH!!!! whAT this is unexpected and GORGEOUS WOW look.. omfg i love the colours? warm greys are my JAM dude, thank you thank youuu wowww *o* adorable sleepy babbbiiiieeeessss!