People call me Samantha. I love tomato toasted sandwiches and strawberries with whip cream. If I could choose my death, I'd jump off a building, but if you mention Sherlock doing it I will cry. I love landscapes and when old people sit on the bus next to me and tell me about their grandchildren. I almost cried when I saw my first Panda and my grade 11 Biology Teacher, the manliest man I know, imitated them with the cutest voice I've ever heard. On my first date, I took out my boyfriend and he complained the entire time, but the food was delicious and the place we went to will always be my favourite restaurant. (That's East Side Mario's, by the way).